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Rte Demotivational Poster


SPORTS REPORTERS - Wait - we have Terry and Howie and Mexico gets Ines Sainz of TV Azteca? Maybe we can work out a trade under NAFTA


TAGS: ines sainz epic h** sports reporter
Rating: 3.68/5

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Mephistopholes - April 22, 2009, 6:28 am
God i'm in love with that a**


MASTER BLASTER - Who runs Bartertown?!




IT'S FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH - Someone isn't happy with Rebecca


TAGS: friday thirteenth
Rating: 4.54/5

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MyMeatStick1 - May 18, 2011, 2:38 am
Jason is earths only hope!


BABY SEAL -




IT'S FRIDAY! - Need another Jagerbomb?


TAGS: bartender friday
Rating: 2.77/5

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Ozzy Osbourne Fan - August 22, 2010, 5:41 pm
it's sunday and yes please
Ronski - September 9, 2009, 12:38 am
why yes, yes I do.....


SENILE - sounds like fun!


TAGS: obama supporter g** liberal
Rating: 2.87/5

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agdaniele - April 11, 2009, 3:03 am
Battlebots!
Ag218 - March 4, 2009, 10:20 pm
AND I hear they change your diaper if you poopy too.


50 POINTS - On the fat kid with the "purple" hair!


TAGS: g 20 portestors rioters police swat pittsburgh
Rating: 3.7/5

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Sean - September 28, 2009, 4:10 pm
If it's 50 for a fat kid than the anorexic anarchist off his side's gotta be worth 200, no?
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:37 pm
Right on target! 5 purple-maned Lions!
Player_Meyer - September 28, 2009, 10:30 am
I 5L'd this one! haha...
agdaniele - September 28, 2009, 10:27 am
Excellent! Now you're cooking with gas, yeo!


$48,070 - That's your share of the U.S. debt Now hurry up and pay our Social Security




MEXICAN DRUG BUST - Some serious shit going on down there


TAGS: drug cartels
Rating: 3.96/5

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agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 11:10 pm
Ain't no cartel badder than one with cannons!
Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 5:01 pm
Oh, I thought this was a Mexican Yard Sale. My bad.
R.S.Jake - January 8, 2010, 3:29 pm
What? I don't get free Black-Cats with my purchase? Oh, only on the Res. huh?
Fatt Matt - January 8, 2010, 3:26 pm
I'll take one of those, two of those, 4 kilos of that, and one of these. Can you gift wrap these?


GERMANS - Not everything they do makes sense!


TAGS: obama supporter g** liberal
Rating: 2.53/5

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Vinnie - August 9, 2008, 3:56 pm
But still looks pretty cool :D


BRIDAL GARTER SHOT - Nooooooo.., no no no no no no... Its quite OK, we will pass on that one thanks... Lets move on to the cutting of the cake...


TAGS: garter wedding bride groom stocking
Rating: 3.88/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 11:15 pm
Yikes! It looks like all the extra she's eaten came off his plate! If she doesn't starve him to death in the first three months, there's always rolling over in bed. He looks to frail to lift his own body, much less hers.
Tarapin - August 21, 2011, 10:08 pm
Why cut it, just give her the whole thing
Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 1:20 pm
Keep up the good work. You're getting there.


TRABANT - same as SMART...with 90% additional communism


TAGS: lamorte
Rating: 3.62/5

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sirfoney - May 8, 2011, 3:57 pm
It's not a Trabant, It's a Lloyd 600.


SPINY - rough, unwelcoming and hostile. Matches my personality perfectly. Sorted. I'm coming back as a cactus.




HAIKUS - Haikus are poetry. Sure. And Quantum Mechanics is math too.


TAGS: december challenge poetry dont get me started on fuzzy logic
Rating: 4.07/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:54 pm
Or maybe haikus are stupid, haiku writers are stupid, stop being stupid. But I'm not sure, is "being" one syllable or 2?
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:52 pm
Haikus are stupid Haiku writers are stupid I'm a hypocrite. Thank you, thank you.
Sean - December 18, 2009, 11:33 pm
"Bacon cheeseburger" ... Moooooooooooooooo beat "refrigerator" by two months, if memory serves.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:13 am
one produces the other
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 10:12 am
microwave burritos and rocky road.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:08 am
Fish Taco's ??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 9:58 am
Not really....I cried afterwords.....then came the comfort food.
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 6:16 am
Hey Moooooooo...was it good for you too? ;-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 7:54 pm
#70329.......I've been poster ra**d!......Not by you LD, But that Refrigerator is on my f***ing list!
motifake - December 14, 2009, 7:49 pm

"Refrigerator" LMAO!
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:36 pm
Can we toss new age music in there? 5L
spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:22 pm
LOL, 5Ls.


FALCOR - Before the whole never-ending adventure even got started.




DRINKING TO FORGET - "She's gone bud... And ya ain't gonna find another one in a dive like this, or at the bottom of a bottle."


TAGS: cat sad fail owned bartender
Rating: 3.14/5

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Bob Chin - May 15, 2009, 10:38 am
...But this here is a hard likker town, so stick out that little pink thing of yours and get to work on the fur, Beeotch!
Sean - May 14, 2009, 5:46 pm
Wow, kittens are so wise. Love it. *sniff*


"CAFFEINE, ERGO SUM" - It takes at least three cups to bring out the "Cogito."


TAGS: descarte philosophy coffee erudite humor
Rating: 4.13/5

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GySgt1811 - March 25, 2011, 11:14 am
Merci, mon Derriere, il n'ya pas de quoi.
culos - March 24, 2011, 7:03 pm
erudite poster, mes hommages!


THIS BUM - Is very clever... Maybe TOO clever...




Yada, Yada, Yada -




HOMESS PEOPLE - Why not have a little fun while helping them out ?




ROCKS -


TAGS: b***erteeth that is a deal breaker
Rating: 4.36/5

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jackripper - August 18, 2010, 10:18 am
I think she has been smoking a few of those rocks, not chewing on them
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:01 pm
LOL!!!


NFL QUARTERBACKS -




SMOKE ANGELS - Courtesy of the US Air Force.


TAGS: air force fighter pilot jet missile vortex smoke angel
Rating: 3.31/5

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lesterinside - January 29, 2010, 8:47 pm
More Taxes to support US Airforce Artist a**ociation.


DEMOCRATS - Even a child knows better!


TAGS: obama supporter g** liberal
Rating: 2.43/5

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Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 12:40 pm
''Yes! Vote republican! Then when I decide to start a family there will be nothing left!''
Sean - September 1, 2008, 3:09 am
Hey, remember "Neal"? When it comes to Bush, he s******s. (All puns intended, albeit after the fact.)
KDP3 - June 23, 2008, 12:19 am
I bet that kid will turn out a Republican (you can say the same thing if that was a GOP shirt )
Liberasl are retarded - June 23, 2008, 12:05 am
Yeah... let that f***ing kid be a kid... pass him the joint and dress him in a potato sack!
God - June 12, 2008, 1:56 pm
Another problem is people who feel the need to always share their stupid opinion that nobody gives a f*** about.
Reza - June 12, 2008, 12:22 pm
f***ing parents, this is another huge f***ing problem with society, is that we got a**holes like that kids parents f***ing with his mind when he doesnt even know what voting means


Arrested Development -


TAGS: men boys he started it
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:25 am
Snow fight like a boss! I'd be cheering them on! Of course, I'm such an adult---NOT! Luv it ,Yuk-yuk! 5L!


TRUE DAT, TRUE DAT - What a valid, and well reasoned point. NOW GET A JOB YOU SMELLY HIPPIE!!


TAGS: g 20 portestors rioters police swat pittsburgh
Rating: 2.95/5

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reason - September 27, 2009, 11:56 am
Hippe? No. Anarchist? yes. typically they do have jobs but they either work solo or for a small business. they arent lazy, at least the true believers arent


RIOTERS - Where the hell did they go? Dispatch said there was a large group of them over-here




SOOO CUTE -


TAGS: kids outsmarted adults
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 28, 2013, 8:24 am
So do I. I heard the joke and HAD to make it into a poster...glad ya liked it too Papa!
PapaFox - February 28, 2013, 7:47 am
Love it! :-D


Betwen 5 & 6 -




Retirement -


TAGS: retirement days three to fourteen
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - September 2, 2013, 11:44 am
Hi ughomer, I tried to email you on here about one of your posters that I love but I couldn't get it to send to you... if you get a sec to send me one I can reply to it :)
chickenlittle - September 2, 2013, 10:41 am
Thanks ughomer! :)
ughomer - September 2, 2013, 10:21 am
Marvelous, C-Little! 5 Lions.


The Ugly Truth -




Parking -


TAGS: car inverted
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 30, 2014, 12:00 am
What's the difference between a BMW driver and a porcupine? The porcupine has the pr*cks on the outside.


making jason voorhees happier than usual -




THWARTED - By a piece of cheap plastic. Am I really from the same species as Einstein, Tesla and Newton?


TAGS: rubik s cube puzzle thwarted fail
Rating: 4.84/5

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Kyronic - May 26, 2012, 8:51 pm
Watch "The Pursuit of Happyness". Or does the book explain it too?
pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 8:25 am
Most people struggle setting up a DVD player. If I'm gonna bet on any person solving a Rubik's Cube, it'd be a super-genius.
M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012, 8:18 am
Intelligence - Various fields and many routes. Some people, although ludicrously intelligent, simply struggle with logic and real world ways. You say they would... perhaps not so much.
pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 6:05 am
Maybe so, but if they'd had the chance to have a go they'd have owned that ****.
CloudchaserS - May 26, 2012, 12:22 am
Fun fact. Despite being some of the smartest men the world has ever known, Einstein, Tesla and Newton never did solve a Rubix Cube


ET -


TAGS: life is smarter than us
Rating: 4.8/5

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Sooldman - June 24, 2011, 12:23 pm
Republican Space Technology
Hicktown - June 24, 2011, 11:30 am
Ha! Never underestimate the trailerhood with beer and a welder. 5L
forseti - June 24, 2011, 3:37 am
lol!


SERIOUSLY - Who farted?




HOW MANY TIMES -




Epic Hero -


TAGS: hero shoe throw bush america iraq news brave icon reporter
Rating: 2.49/5

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ranger - July 25, 2009, 7:52 pm
George Bush...the guy that freed a country that let this disp**** get away with it with out being executed
WTFO - January 2, 2009, 12:59 am
Thanks, my morale is fine. I worry about the younger troops, though. I'm good with agreeing to disagree.
spitfire111 - January 1, 2009, 4:09 am
Thanks WTFO for that. I'm sorry if I let your morale down, never meant to do that. You are an understanding person after all...
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:30 pm
Regardless, thanks to all on this chain for respectful debate and attack positions versus each other.
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:28 pm
...oil, because none of that crap is true. Saddam had bio and chem weapons that he used on his people and the world's intel stated the same facts we did regarding WMD. What he did with them (destroyed, buried, or sent across the border) I don't know.
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:27 pm
Also, I don't believe that just because you are against the war, you're against the warriors. However, it damages the morale of all troops when the media and our incoming Commander in Chief say that we bleed and die for a lie, or revenge for Daddy, or for
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:25 pm
Glad to see peace prevailed on this chain. To be clear, I never a**ume that you have to be in the **** to know ****. We just get a different perspective on the situation cause we don't view it through the tinted goggles of the media.
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 6:36 pm
Thanks man. I have make a new one cal Spiderpig. Hope you like it. My favourite huh, that is a tough one. Maybe any of "The Joker " and "Pimp Joke"..
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:34 pm
Agreed man. Now make with the funny posters, cuz they ain't gonna make themselves. Bye. P.S.: what's one of your favorites on this site? Two of my favourites are RETARDS (the two owls one, and OH Hi (the beetle on the stem of something or other).
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:37 am
corection: I respect that. The issues has it's good and bad side. (forgot the dot after y point, don't want any misunderstanding)
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:34 am
Ok sean, you got your point, I got my point. I respect that The issues has it's good and bad side. Let's all end this right now , deal?
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:23 am
And the the shoe tossing **** shown here is not a hero ... just another criminal committing an a**ault with a weapon, or two.
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:22 am
Sorry ... moving on. Bye.
sean - December 31, 2008, 3:20 am
--America has to offer.
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:20 am
I don't doubt a word of that. The warrior is not the war. f*** anyone who can't keep that straight in their heads. Too dumb to go on breathing, if you ask me. But some who take issue with "the war" sincerely believe it to be a misuse of the best Ameri
.... - December 31, 2008, 3:15 am
so sean it does happen. lets move away from from this topic. its not something any of us should be dwelling on.
.... - December 31, 2008, 3:13 am
when i was stationed at NTC "FT. Irwin CA" I was on a funeral detail for a SSG who was killed in 2005. upon honors the spouse of the SSG expressed her anger towards our group in pretty awfull way
.... - December 31, 2008, 3:06 am
one individual decided to show his disgust with the war by taking it out on a soldier. and thats one of many encounters i have personaly been whitness to. also....
Matters_Not - December 31, 2008, 3:04 am
sean: i have seen it first hand. im lucky ive never been spit on like my buddy who i was stationed in korea with was. he got back in late 2004 from the **** hole im currently in right now.
Sean - December 31, 2008, 12:54 am
--the war.) Can't be long now before we see that one, eh?
Sean - December 31, 2008, 12:53 am
Hey WTFO, how long before you play the Equivocation Card? You know, where you get all huffy and claim that those who criticize "the war" are really ****ting on the good folks who got sent there to fight it? (Thereby confusing/conflating the warrior with
spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 11:45 pm
* like the legacy of Bill Clinton in North Korea and the obvious constant turbulence in The Africa's countries?
spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 11:43 pm
WTFO, I'm don't blame you from being on the battlefield ground. It's your job and duty to your country. What I'm trying to say is why Mr bush specifically want to "help" the middle east country and "democratize" them while there are other unsolved issue
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:26 pm
--be in the **** to call someone on their Bull****.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:25 pm
--Saddam was involved in 911? I mean you just wrote the words "... attack us in the U.S. again ..." while blogging about the war in Iraq. You may need to cling to such spurious justifications to get through the night, but on this site, you don't have to
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:25 pm
-- zilch. So I guess they don't know **** about **** either, eh? And what does being on the ground tell you about the big picture? Geopolitics, 'n ****? Don't most of you G.I.'s still believe, contrary to what Bush himself has said publically, that Sa
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:25 pm
How subtlely you play the Combat Card: "Unless you've been to The ****, you don't know **** about **** ... so shut yer cake-hole, ****face." But Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and Rice combined, all have exactly the same amount of combat experience as I do -- zi
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:40 pm
...and risking our lives but we know its better than waiting for them to attack us in the U.S. again.
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:39 pm
...President shows your true ignorance of the topic. Look at the people on this website defending the war. Most of them are military. We are the ones risking our a**es for this war and we know why we are there. We don't like being away from our families a
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:37 pm
Come to think of it, Kspace the terrorists have killed the innocent Iraqis not Bush, the majority of Iraq is now liberated from a psych**ic dictator and have held free elections. Finally, your a**ertion that this war was for oil or the elder Bush Presiden
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:34 pm
Spitfire, North Korea is dangerous in part because Bill Clinton gave them nuclear power and trusted Kim Jong Il that he wouldn't make weapons. Why don't you check your facts instead of trying to blame Bush for everything.
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:32 pm
Wow, I make a couple statements of fact and look what happens. Kspace was handled well by LogicDude. Bob, your position is Saddam was good because Iraqis knew who was going to kill them? Really dumb position.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 4:55 pm
... that raises a question: just how many testicles does that shoe-chucker have? (hey, you brought it up ...)
Anonymous - December 30, 2008, 4:54 pm
Just remember, if this guy had tried this when Sadaam was hosting some visiting politician, he'd be dead before the second shoe hit the floor and his testicles would be door knockers on one of Sadaam's many palaces.
spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 10:34 am
wow, from Muntadatar Al Zaidi in Iraq to Nazi Germany, how far can this go...
LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 9:56 am
*not the US flag.
LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 9:56 am
*I think most Germans have been much happier since he was killed too. And a LOT of the **** happening in Iraq is revenge killing or collateral damage from poorly-aimed sh**s at the US troops. Using your argument we would still be flying the Union Jack and
LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 9:54 am
The vast majority of the Iraqi people now have peaceful lives. It's mostly in the big cities where the bombs are going off that they have issues still. Hitler kept the peace in Nazi Germany too...if you b****ed there you got shipped of to a camp to die. I
Bob - December 30, 2008, 1:40 am
Logicdude, under Saddam's regime, the Iraqi people may have been getting tortured and killed, but at least they knew who it was coming from and when. Now it could come from anywhere, any time. Saddam may have been a ***k but he kept the peace. And f*** Is
agdaniele - December 29, 2008, 9:56 pm
"My Troops Went To Iraq, And All I Got Was This Lousy Shoe"
spitfire111 - December 29, 2008, 9:30 pm
WTFO, we all know that saddam is suck but at least he didn't let his nation fall to piece like right know. North Korea is worst than Iraq but I don't see Mr. Bush order a massive invasion plan to stop Kim Jong Il. Try to be more open minded WTFO..
LogicDude - December 29, 2008, 4:06 pm
Read up on the oppression that Saddam and his sons held the Iraqi people under. They killed and tortured way more of their OWN people in a year or so than we could in 10.
Kspace - December 29, 2008, 3:41 pm
Bush had a better plan for getting out of Vietnam. All he did in Iraq was try and impress his daddy and make money for his Oil Tycoon corporate friends.
Kspace - December 29, 2008, 3:39 pm
What good has the Bush***o done in Iraq, exactly? Creating a civil war? Turning it into a terrorist recruiting ground? Killing hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians? Destroying lives and livelihoods for an entire nation? Bush had a better plan
LogicDude - December 29, 2008, 2:18 pm
You will always have a vocal minority to trash the good you've done for the majority. I think the Iraqis are handling this guy very well...very well indeed!
.... - December 29, 2008, 4:23 am
i say "came here" cause i still aint left. soon though. very soon.
Matters_Not - December 29, 2008, 4:21 am
im not sure why you people insist on glorifying this dumbass. but then again you people also belive we came here for oil and to ra** and pillage and so on and so forth. "evil bush" bad man!...bad man! " i know....i'll throw my shoe at him to show my rage
Sean - December 29, 2008, 2:13 am
--CIA give him a little help with that fabuous 'stach?
Sean - December 29, 2008, 2:12 am
Hey I get "realpolitiks" (can you even pluralize that?), but c'mon ... how did he turn on you? And what did he have to be grateful for in the first place? Did you guys actually support his murderous regime in some fashion? Or was it the grooming tips?
WTFO - December 29, 2008, 2:05 am
Sean, I a**ume you are referring to the 80s. Unfortunately, the US had to support Saddam when he was at war with Iran. Saddam was at that time the lesser of two evils. Happens all the time, we help someone out and they turn on us. There's gratitude for ya
Sean - December 29, 2008, 1:55 am
Well put, as usual WTFO. I mean HONESTLY, whatever did Donald Rumsfeld see in that brute anyway?
WTFO - December 29, 2008, 1:45 am
...remove that dictator when the United Nations didn't have the testicular fortitude to enforce their own mandates against Iraq.
WTFO - December 29, 2008, 1:44 am
You are an ignorant piece of trash. Saddam and his psycho sons tortured and brutally murdered hundreds of thousands of his own people, supported terrorists bombing Israel, and attacked his neighbors. An "Epic Hero" is a President with the courage to remov


SUCCESS -


TAGS: carted dea drugs
Rating: 4.76/5

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DonPandon - May 31, 2011, 9:17 am
Mexico? Italy?
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 2:15 pm

hey...what flag is this supposed to be?
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 1:53 pm

cosi vero


NOW REMEBER -


TAGS: barbershop quartet enter sandman
Rating: 4.59/5

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LiquidSquid - December 24, 2010, 3:43 pm
I want one of those suits. Maybe the baby blue one.
Hawamleh - December 24, 2010, 7:30 am
there is too much molestation when you're a goat, but you wouldn't know that.
Claire - December 22, 2010, 7:27 pm
Haha! Merry Christmas. (:
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 22, 2010, 6:53 pm
No response I can think of would be appropriate...happy Holidays Claire!!
Claire - December 22, 2010, 5:24 pm
There's no such thing as too much molestation, Moo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 22, 2010, 5:15 pm
I like it. 5L....I need to sleep now.....Off to never never land! (not to be confused with the ranch, I've had my fill of Molestation)


Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl , welcome.....home -


TAGS: deserter coward nohero levenworthprison
Rating: 4.5/5

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Airman - June 6, 2014, 5:56 pm
desertion is a pretty heavy offense.. I would a**ume so, but this guy seems to just be a flake, so he'll probably get a dishonorable discharge.. if anything
MPsniper - June 6, 2014, 5:09 pm
it is, indeed. i wonder....is desertion under fire a firing squad offense?
Airman - June 6, 2014, 5:04 pm
I a**umed it was Leavenworth
MPsniper - June 6, 2014, 3:41 pm
Airman, you know what that is a ph**o of?
Airman - June 6, 2014, 1:41 pm
all in good time mp.. all in good time


ETIQUETTE -


TAGS: gentleman dating prudence courtesy finesse
Rating: 4.28/5

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agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 1:24 pm
Call me!
spacedog - August 1, 2010, 1:15 pm
Love it Aggy. It's always about lubrication. 5L


CORPORATIONS - Sure, they'll donate money to your campus...but don't think for a second that it means that bespectacled, heartless machine respects you.


TAGS: that verizon guy is one coldhearted badass
Rating: 4.11/5

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GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 6:44 pm
a school for deaf amish sponsored by cell phones. now that's f*ckin' funny. 5 rumspiga's
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 6:07 pm
LOL! 5 capitalist dogs.
Marvin Wankerstein - December 3, 2009, 5:34 pm
To the morons at Verizon : no, they're still deaf.
Airman - December 3, 2009, 4:06 pm
LOL


ONE DAY AT THE BUTCHER SHOP -


TAGS: veggie told me you had some nice hind quarter already ground
Rating: 4/5

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BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 7:02 pm
Mucho thanks rerun
rerun - January 3, 2010, 7:04 pm

5 kosher pork filled lions


KISSING - "The customer is always right" they said... how am I going to explain this to the Unemployment Office?




RACISM - It only counts when it upsets a liberal!


TAGS: obama supporter g** liberal
Rating: 2.25/5

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bOB cHIN - July 14, 2009, 10:33 am
Anarchy...you can wear the hat, but can you be the agent of change?


HUMAN CHAIN - "SPARTAN-KICKS" that will disperse them. On the count of three! 1, 2, 3, "THIS IS SPARTA!!"




Tanning -




He Started It -




IF THE MAYANS ARE SO SMART... - ... Why are Cortez's descendants running the coke cartels?


TAGS: mayan cortez doomssday
Rating: 4.73/5

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falloutghoul - December 3, 2012, 8:45 am
Even the Mayans are saying that the world won't end on Dec. 21st.


HELLO TECHNICAL SUPPORT? -




A STRAIGHT LINE MAY BE THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO POINTS, BUT IT IS BY NO MEANS THE MOST INTERESTING. -


TAGS: straight line shortest distance two points not most interestin silverheart
Rating: 4.35/5

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Zetmonk - March 6, 2013, 11:47 pm
Amazing artwork! The po5ter isn't bad either ;-)


Frankenfurter -


TAGS: frankenfurter transilvania
Rating: 4.25/5

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Rudedog - May 22, 2013, 10:48 pm
What ever happened to Fae Wray?


REALITY OF LIFE -


TAGS: vortex life anguish
Rating: 4/5

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Budog - July 3, 2011, 10:13 pm
LMAO, you are just a shining beam of hope, optimism and joy! I love it...
house - July 2, 2011, 8:45 pm
THX Greeny....don't know whether to LOL or be insulted
Greeny - July 2, 2011, 9:58 am
I thought you were referring to the black s****** vortex thingy
Verdeckt - July 2, 2011, 9:00 am
he can fix my inability to convey sarcasm in text?! Like I NEED his help
Greeny - July 2, 2011, 7:41 am
You should talk to House, he can fix that
Verdeckt - July 2, 2011, 7:01 am
I gotta say, I'm liking your new positivity


WHOOOOPS !! - Excuse me, must be the Taco's




OBAMA SUPPORTERS - America's most dangerous enemies have already endorsed him. Do you?


TAGS: obama supporters democrats senator
Rating: 2.93/5

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St.Lol - June 30, 2009, 9:59 pm
Well duh i do, how else am i gonna get all the explosives i need. Sheesh use ur head
WTFO - June 3, 2009, 11:49 pm
LD, I didn't realize this poster was that old. However, look how valid it still is. Shaking hands and getting a book from Chavez, opening realtions with Castro, silent on Kim Jong Il, and absent on Hamas.
Azrael8814 - June 3, 2009, 5:12 am
f*** OBAMA!
LogicDude - May 24, 2009, 9:05 am
*Ahem* Always look to see the post ID # in your internet address bar. This is post 9756...we're past 58,000 now. Class dismissed!
MO - May 24, 2009, 1:34 am
Nope. You're not. For a site that is based on humor, most of the tards on here are WAY to balled up.
Walkerofskies - May 24, 2009, 1:29 am
Am I the only one tired of seeing political posters of all kinds that aren't even funny? This is out of control. This is where I go to FORGET all the stuff the real world has me worked up about.
Nonsense - April 19, 2009, 11:10 pm
One thing: Being anti-Israeli does not make one anti-Semitic. If one is anti-Nazi, do they become anti-German?
WTFO - March 13, 2009, 12:45 am
It's Timmy-B! The anti-Semitic, a**hat. Run along and play hide and go f*** yourself, barockeva. You truly are the most ignorant POS on this site.
Mark - March 12, 2009, 8:40 pm
barockeva - I have told you that you are ignorant and should STFU. You have opened your clap trap again. Can someone hand me a rocket launcher? Seems pretty fair to me.
barockeva - March 12, 2009, 6:44 pm
Israel blockaded Gaza, Hamas launches rockets at Israel. Seems pretty fair.
WTFO - January 21, 2009, 11:55 pm
Amen, LD. Chicago rules are great. The enemies listed in the poster most likely support Obama because it gives them time to get stronger before they attack us. Dem appeasers tend to be all talk and no action.
LogicDude - January 21, 2009, 9:04 am
I agree with Nanc- er, Mark on this. Hamas doesn't understand the concept of "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction"...of course the Israeli action isn't equal, but then again they play by Chicago Rules!
Elder God Douchebag - January 20, 2009, 8:51 pm
Well, Mark's going to be a Negative Nancy about this. Nobody talk to Nancy, guys.
Mark - January 20, 2009, 7:38 pm
If Hamas doesn't fire any rockets into Israel it should stay quiet. But something tells me that Hamas is just resupplying and reloading. The bell for round 2 should sound any day now.
Elder God Douchebag - January 20, 2009, 6:55 pm
Think Israel actually reached a ceasefire with Hamas. That's a step in the right direction, at least.
barockeva - January 20, 2009, 6:29 pm
If America's enemies support Obama, then maybe we can finally have some god d*** peace in the world. Oh wait, peace is bad! We need to keep waring to protect Israel!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 12, 2008, 12:24 am
Thank you. Nor, as a United States Citizen, would I refer to myself in the third person as 'b***hurt amerifags', as that idiot so eloquently put it.
WTFO - December 11, 2008, 11:27 pm
To the real MWLF, sorry I thought the other comment was yours. I should have realized that comment was too ignorant to be yours. You tend to put up better positions.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 11, 2008, 1:20 pm
As LogicDude has so graciously pointed out, the below comment is not by me. I think someone has reset their cable modem.
LogicDude - December 11, 2008, 7:46 am
It's kind of cute how this Smacktard keeps trying to hijack MWLF and make really retarded comments (see the 4:42 entry)...I also notice he's jacked OD before as well. Might be time to break the glass and get out the BanHammer.
WTFO - December 10, 2008, 7:55 pm
What good is being liked by countries that are either corrupt, evil or don't have the testicular fortitude to make a stand against terrorists? I'd rather be safe.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 10, 2008, 7:42 pm
b***hurt amerifags don't know Obama is their last chance to be liked again.
Osama Bin laden - December 3, 2008, 9:50 am
I wanted McCain to win.
m.n. - December 3, 2008, 5:17 am
f*** obama and the rest of the you who fell for his bull****. i bet your starting to get the bigger picture now that Hillary is blowing him under the table. You f***ed up America....way to go!
WTFO - October 19, 2008, 10:59 pm
Then it's too bad he's not running to lead the world, huh?
noobs - September 21, 2008, 7:22 am
Noobs. the whole rest of the world supports obama.
RnR - September 11, 2008, 6:55 am
FARC is a communist guerilla group, therefore they are called terrorists by the US and its allies. Just like Che Guevara became a dangerous terrorist when he teamed up with Castro and together they trew the Maffia out of Cuba.
Captain Douchebag - September 10, 2008, 7:03 pm
Eh, who doesn't talk **** about Bush these days. I'm also fairly certain every other country that has oil is using it as an economic weapon against us. Eh.
MadMSG - September 10, 2008, 6:16 pm
Hugo Chavez (1) has called this country evil and its President Satan at the UN. (2) Is a protege of Castro. (3) Is a sponser for a terrorist group (FARC) in Columbia (a US ally). (4) Is using his country's oil as an economic weapon against the US.
Captain Douchebag - September 1, 2008, 4:58 pm
How the hell is Hugo Chavez one of our most dangerous enemies? Kim Jong Il, Hamas, and Castro I can understand, but Chavez? Something ain't right with that.
Upstate Nihilist - July 29, 2008, 4:39 am
Well.... dat***** just made me change my vote from Obama to anyone else to prevent a**ociating with dat*****.
datnigga - July 21, 2008, 2:40 am
whatever, i dont care. obama b****es!
Unhiaat - July 17, 2008, 9:34 pm
Actually, dat*****, you're the idiot. This poster doesn't say that he's worse, it says that they support Obama. Which they do (at least above McCain). So, you've gone in for the straw man argument, good job.
datnigga - July 5, 2008, 5:33 am
you f***in idiot... no, you are a classic example of a baracknaphobe. how the hell is he worse than all those people, please back your **** up too! dont call me names like the punk b**** you are.


THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU -


TAGS: courtesy military beans fart mask
Rating: 2.89/5

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rodangol - March 4, 2012, 1:40 pm
A little too vague to be funny


CHEAP PARENTS -


TAGS: cheap parents mac people the smartest truth
Rating: 2.81/5

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vasilache - April 28, 2010, 9:27 am
the guy to the left of "the virus" .. yeah the one in yellow...he's old shool
Arrogant Knight - August 26, 2009, 8:52 am
Guy in the front row (right of the chick in blue) creeps me out... And by the look on blue chick's face, he's up to something very, very weird...
CANADA - August 26, 2009, 8:45 am
but i like the poster
CANADA - August 26, 2009, 8:45 am
haha,that virus will be the only one to finish on time,a mac runs to slow


AWESOMENESS - I'm going to go get a biscuit, so I can SOP-UP some of the "AWESOMENESS" coming of this tool!!




JEDI BARTENDERS - when saving the galaxy gets a little slow, even Jedis need to moonlight




BRAIN BUCKETS (HELMETS) - Lets throw it on, and get to work BOSS. Those hippies aint gonna stomp "THEMSELVES" now are they.




MOTINET HEADQUARTERS - MAIN ENTRANCE -


TAGS: motinet headquarters prostitute not here
Rating: 4.5/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 20, 2010, 7:04 am
The required company break at 4:20 pm is most definitely just a coincidence. :) Ty both.
Hawamleh - December 19, 2010, 6:53 am
we don't allow farm animals on the premises too. 5ls
pzykosiz - December 19, 2010, 12:30 am
we definately don't sell booze here either. 5L's


HOW IT ALL STARTED -


TAGS: how it all started amish
Rating: 3.77/5

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SSgtBaloo - February 7, 2011, 5:41 pm
"...Getting the horses to stay airborne." *Snicker*
SSgtBaloo - February 7, 2011, 5:41 pm
"...Getting the horses to stay airborne." *Snicker*


CHER IMPERSONATORS - They're mostly a dime a dozen... but this one's the best I've seen!


TAGS: august challenge cher dr franknfurter
Rating: 3.63/5

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The Goat - September 28, 2009, 10:27 pm
The scary thing is that Tim Curry and Cher are about the same age!
MrRandom - August 24, 2009, 2:45 pm
Hyde speaks the truth. And the gamer/metal head loves the fact that hes in Brutal Legend
Ed-Hyde - August 24, 2009, 2:42 pm
It's Tim Curry, how could you NOT give it 5 Cher Impersonating poodles
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 2:29 pm
that's 5 squirting squirt guns from me


MOOOSES - Bringing the Commandments and Love to the Great White North


TAGS: he even parted hudson bay once
Rating: 3.26/5

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spacedog - August 13, 2009, 9:31 pm
He led the hosers out of Quebec, who were glad to see them go, and they wandered in the desert of Saskatchewan for forty days. They survived living only on grain and grain beer. Then it snowed.


SORRY KIDS - The riots been cancelled, something about its a "SCHOOL-NIGHT".


TAGS: g 20 portestors rioters police swat pittsburgh
Rating: 3/5

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BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:12 pm
5 home before the lights come on cause it's a school night for you


HAMBURGERS & FRANKFURTERS - Wait a minute... weren't they named after cities in Germany???


TAGS: hamburger h**dog burger food frankfurter
Rating: 3/5

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CosmicKitten91 - November 2, 2011, 2:01 pm
Tunnel Motifakes are not allowed on this site though.
CosmicKitten91 - November 2, 2011, 2:00 pm
It was supposed to be a tunnel Motifake, inside of a frame that says, AMERICAN CUISINE: There is no such thing.
justme - November 2, 2011, 1:51 pm
new motifakers are not that good as the old ones :S Cubby should return to teach them
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2011, 4:46 pm
whats your point?


STUNT MAN - Now Stunted growth man.




RACIAL PROFILING -




QUIET, QUIET... - My lineman can't hear the snap count...


TAGS: pope football nfl quarterback fail owned
Rating: 2.29/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 8:32 pm
I can't BELIEVE the Cardinals traded him.


FREE TIBET - Is what has got her all fired-up! Not because she wants to see spoiled white punks getting beat by the police.




JUST CHILL - Dont Make Plans Life's Full Of Twist And Turns Just Ride Them Out Tell You Hit A Strait Away Then Floor It


TAGS: barter fair
Rating: 1.56/5

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The birds -


TAGS: birds smarter sense of humor
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 16, 2013, 10:58 pm
5 chirps and a teehee for good measure.


Good Authors -




Cole Porter -


TAGS: cole porter anything goes
Rating: 5/5

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BobbEdwards - July 15, 2013, 2:07 pm
5s for the whole series and fav'd this one. Great stuff!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:53 pm
Thanks, my Lord. Glad you like it. Nothing beats the classics, I just appropriately added the modern pictures to the lyrics of yesteryear.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:50 pm
Thank you, SD.
Reality Lord - July 15, 2013, 12:19 pm

ditto on the spacedog comment. nice series dude.
spacedog - July 15, 2013, 11:37 am
I enjoyed the whole run. 5L
GaryO - July 15, 2013, 8:38 am
Phukking inane censor nazi software!…..RED H.O.T. BLUES
GaryO - July 15, 2013, 8:36 am
Amen, cynic. Pure genius. A somewhat recent tribute to his work is the album RED h** BLUES. Cheers to that.


Reality Lord Starts Another Day -


TAGS: friday the thirteenth 2013
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - September 13, 2013, 1:33 pm
You moderators seem to have all the fun! Every Fri the Thirteenth, that is.
lgvernon - September 13, 2013, 12:47 pm

I have it...
Reality Lord - September 13, 2013, 8:44 am

not today friend. now...where did i leave that chainsaw....


Consider -




SUMMER'S SONG -


TAGS: lawnmower grass quartet kids
Rating: 4.92/5

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Greeny - June 2, 2012, 12:02 pm
I laughed; my kid is still trying to figure it out...
spacedog - June 2, 2012, 11:38 am
Exactly. Outdoor activity is non-exsistant. It's just the inconvenient walk from the house to the car. ;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:23 am
Do kids today even know what a lawn mower is? Or do they think the grass is cut by an app?


CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS -


TAGS: corporate headquarters motifake right justsay n
Rating: 4.91/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 30, 2012, 1:52 pm
You called me an antique... you have your 'Abused' status back in full swing. Glad you could look past sarcasm. Pleasure for that, really was one of the better ones that day... Visit the forums if you have time, could use fresh meat like you there. Cheers
Ism - May 27, 2012, 2:20 pm
i knew you werent hating... i was honored you even noticed & commented on my post... infact its was appreciated... us newlings can learn a thing or two from the antiques... (^,~)
M0rd3kaI - May 27, 2012, 7:25 am
Approval I'd guess, Trying to prove that the abused is not as bad as the abuser makes out they are. (Ps, If you think I'm hating......... even that sentence drives me to a facepalm)
Ism - May 26, 2012, 7:21 pm
wow... i got my 1st Hater and its M0rd3kal... why is it that the abused always wants to please their abuser..?
M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012, 8:35 am
You got it all wrong, the desk is closer to the seat and there is a mini fridge with energy drinks and a coffee pot on top of it... the nerve of newlings these days


EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: bartender filler up
Rating: 4.89/5

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forseti - November 9, 2010, 9:30 pm
How about postnatal abortion?! Great poster btw!
GreyScorpion - November 9, 2010, 7:45 pm
and they're called "kids"...5L
crankyhead - November 9, 2010, 7:25 pm
5imply gorgeous.
Faceplant31 - November 9, 2010, 7:15 pm
Solid. 5L space


Just Think -




THE FUTURE -


TAGS: she parted her legs and accepted my seed
Rating: 4.86/5

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rerun - October 16, 2010, 4:07 am

ahhhh, no. My wife is not pregnant.
agdaniele - October 16, 2010, 2:15 am
I told you to get the collie spayed.
agdaniele - October 16, 2010, 2:14 am
again?!?!?
AdmiralAckbar - October 15, 2010, 7:59 pm
just wait till you get the child support papers.
Neener - October 15, 2010, 7:24 pm
Run away!


NEWS FLASH -


TAGS: frigid vortex of doom humor
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 13, 2014, 4:51 pm
Canada, right? Haha.
maoworks2 - January 12, 2014, 9:52 am
That's Sum Pic Cold .


JUST LISTEN - The seductive sounds of Artery clogging.


TAGS: artery
Rating: 4.83/5

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Swampfox - January 31, 2013, 12:27 am
Needs more cheese... and chili... and onions...
PapaFox - January 30, 2013, 5:15 pm
Sometimes you just have to indulge yourself. :)
Reality Lord - January 30, 2013, 4:37 pm

can i get a side of poutine with that?


THEY'RE BAA-AAACK -




Reflection -




THE SECRET PLAN OF THE MODS - FIRST MOTIFAKE THEN THE INTERWEBS THEN THE WORLD!


TAGS: especially aggy you really cant trust that drunk and watch out for rs cause he s sneaky and reruns bad spelling is a false front for a criminal mastermind and don t even get me started on toc
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:13 am
We live in hard knocks we don't take over we bomb sites... burn 'em down, and you can have ‘em back...


In Olden Days -


TAGS: cole porter anything goes modern lyrics lady gaga
Rating: 4.71/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:58 pm
(dog howl) arrrooooo!
Cannabal - July 15, 2013, 1:35 pm
Ah, one of my favorite tracks from the Capital Wasteland's greatest, and only, radio channel, Galaxy Radio. Shoutout to my boy Three-Dog!
CloudchaserS - July 15, 2013, 11:53 am
In the olden days, a glimpse of female ankle was looked on as something shocking
MissPriss - July 15, 2013, 4:46 am
And that is why I'm terrified of clowns...never used to be.


NEW WASHINGTON QUARTERS - Distracting Us From the Fact They're Weighing Lighter and Lighter Each Year


TAGS: quarters dollars money treasury coins
Rating: 4.71/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 24, 2013, 5:35 pm
I was at work, gave a customer some change, and switched out a penny I almost gave. It's a 1943 wheat penny that is made of metal. It's also magnetic.
GaryO - February 24, 2013, 12:40 pm
As long as my slugs keep workin’. Hey, the pre ’84 US pennies are worth 250% more than the newer ones. Sounds like a lot, right? Only if you have a truck load. Wouldn’t mind havin’ some pre ‘65 silver quarters though. I remember when they changed over.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 24, 2013, 5:06 am
That's the part that still puzzles me... Perhaps the vending machines are in on it somehow.
EmilioDumphque - February 24, 2013, 12:58 am
Let me know when they fail to work in a vending machine, where they are expected to weigh what they always did.


RE-TOOLING -




PARENTING - Cubby sometimes mixes it up with bartending. But hey, when they're 18 they can pay for their own therapy.




Kindergarten School Picture -




POVERTY -


TAGS: harry chapin the shortest story lines from
Rating: 4.55/5

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babyface55 - June 28, 2011, 10:16 pm
eww ........ bugs.....
jameswnash - August 23, 2010, 11:58 pm
Deep brother, that's deep... 5 flies for you


CHICKEN OMELETTE - just seems wrong


TAGS: dead chicken in aborted chicken
Rating: 4.55/5

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yup - October 10, 2012, 3:03 pm
lol That's sick, but I gotta try one
mariand - October 5, 2012, 4:57 pm
looks tasty... yet, those tags makes me wonder about the meaning of the chicken on earth...
Greeny - October 5, 2012, 4:31 pm
with lots of h** sauce
gas - October 5, 2012, 3:59 pm
..yet so delicious


So though I'm not a great romancer -


TAGS: cole porter anything goes modern lyrics
Rating: 4.45/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:36 am
Thanks, Sho. I was trying to go for a 1930s style with Cole Porter's lyrics. Kinda doing a comparison to today.
Sho - July 15, 2013, 1:32 am
and also for the caption and style
Sho - July 15, 2013, 1:32 am
5L for the pic


ALL TOGETHER NOW -




SENTANCE -




OFF TOPIC -


TAGS: when the same topic is started for the umpeenth time floor it right
Rating: 4.37/5

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ICEMAN - April 17, 2010, 4:37 am
And if you would have happened to enter my scope's crosshairs with a nice rack, I probably would have popped you with a 130gr boat tail traveling at 2700 fps.
MisterJJ - April 17, 2010, 4:14 am
Wow Iceman... How romantic.
ICEMAN - April 17, 2010, 1:21 am
I know this place. I took my first deer near there.
Cubbybear - April 16, 2010, 11:16 pm
Sometimes it goes down the middle and right into a dead end...5/5
spacedog - April 16, 2010, 11:07 pm
Beautiful.
rerun - April 16, 2010, 11:05 pm

instant win


COURTESY -




BATTING PRACTICE -


TAGS: espn reporter cant even help
Rating: 4.31/5

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rerun - September 21, 2010, 6:22 pm

I like this better than Inez


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